BA on Twitter
So I haven’t jumped on the Twitter bandwagon. From what I have seen I am either too old or too young to be in the target demographic. Most of the people I know who use it are a couple of years older than me and they think it is pretty sweet. I just don’t see it. But I was watching the A Team the other day and I got to thinking, what would B A Baracus Tweet? 
BA got up to work on his van 05:00 AM July 23, 1984
BA loves his van. It’s hella fast. 05:30 AM July 23, 1984
BA has breakfast with the kids. Reminds them to stay in school and listen to they Mamas. 07:00 AM July 23, 1984
BA spots Colonel Decker. Time to warn Hannibal and Faceman. 08:00 AM July 23, 1984
BA finds Faceman. Off to find Hannibal. 08:30 AM July 23, 1984
BA and Faceman find Hannibal. 08:45 AM July 23, 1984
BA, Faceman, and Hannibal outwit Decker. Time to break Murdoch out of the mental hospital. 09:30 AM July 23, 1984
BA don’t want to listen to that crazy fool Murdoch! 10:00 AM July 23, 1984
BA thinks Hannibal is on the Jazz. 10:15 AM July 23, 1984
BA gets ready for next assignment. 10:20 AM July 23, 1984
BA ain’t gettin’ on no plane! 10:25 AM July 23, 1984
BA AIN’T GETTIN’ ON NO PLANE!! 10:27 AM July 23, 1984
BA is waking up in South America. 03:00 PM July 23, 1984
BA is standing guard outside cantina. 03:30 PM July 23, 1984
BA hears Hannibal and Faceman getting beat up. 03:35 PM July 23, 1984
BA is throwing bad guys out the window, over the bar, and into tables. 03:36 PM July 23, 1984
BA is shaking his head. That Hannibal loves the jazz. 03:37 PM July 23, 1984
BA thinks that fool Murdoch is crazy! 03:38 PM July 23, 1984
BA is welding. 04:30 PM July 23, 1984
BA is locked in a room with the rest of the team. 05:00 PM July 23, 1984
BA is making a machine gun and flame thrower out of random bits and pieces he found in the room. 05:10 July 23, 1984
BA and team escape using homemade weaponry. 05:15 PM July 23, 1984
BA throws some more bad guys. 05:20 PM July 23, 1984
BA smiles when the head bad guy surrenders. 05:25 PM July 23, 1984
BA is ready to go home. 05:30 PM July 23, 1984
BA ain’t gettin’ on no plane! 05:45 PM July 23, 1984
BA AIN’T GETTIN’ ON NO PLANE!!! 05:46 PM July 23, 1984
BA wakes up in LA. 11:00 PM July 23, 1984
June 30th, 2008 at
Somehow… I sense BA may not be fully in control of his own destiny.
June 30th, 2008 at
John McCain is waking up.
John McCain is taking his liver pills.
John McCain is taking his gout pills.
John McCain likes to listen to his Victrola.
John McCain cashes his social security check.
John McCain pumps water for making the oatmeal.
John McCain loves him some oat meal.
John McCain needs a nap.
John McCain needs to hitch up the wagon to go see W.
John McCain and W are going to see a talkie.
John McCain loves talkies!
John McCain understands the need for everyone to bear arms, what with all the wolves around.