Time You Enjoy Wasting Is Not Wasted Time

So I haven’t jumped on the Twitter bandwagon. From what I have seen I am either too old or too young to be in the target demographic. Most of the people I know who use it are a couple of years older than me and they think it is pretty sweet. I just don’t see it. But I was watching the A Team the other day and I got to thinking, what would B A Baracus Tweet?

BA got up to work on his van 05:00 AM July 23, 1984

BA loves his van. It’s hella fast. 05:30 AM July 23, 1984

BA has breakfast with the kids. Reminds them to stay in school and listen to they Mamas. 07:00 AM July 23, 1984

BA spots Colonel Decker. Time to warn Hannibal and Faceman. 08:00 AM July 23, 1984

BA finds Faceman. Off to find Hannibal. 08:30 AM July 23, 1984

BA and Faceman find Hannibal. 08:45 AM July 23, 1984

BA, Faceman, and Hannibal outwit Decker. Time to break Murdoch out of the mental hospital. 09:30 AM July 23, 1984

BA don’t want to listen to that crazy fool Murdoch! 10:00 AM July 23, 1984

BA thinks Hannibal is on the Jazz. 10:15 AM July 23, 1984

BA gets ready for next assignment. 10:20 AM July 23, 1984

BA ain’t gettin’ on no plane! 10:25 AM July 23, 1984

BA AIN’T GETTIN’ ON NO PLANE!! 10:27 AM July 23, 1984

BA is waking up in South America. 03:00 PM July 23, 1984

BA is standing guard outside cantina. 03:30 PM July 23, 1984

BA hears Hannibal and Faceman getting beat up. 03:35 PM July 23, 1984

BA is throwing bad guys out the window, over the bar, and into tables. 03:36 PM July 23, 1984

BA is shaking his head. That Hannibal loves the jazz. 03:37 PM July 23, 1984

BA thinks that fool Murdoch is crazy! 03:38 PM July 23, 1984

BA is welding. 04:30 PM July 23, 1984

BA is locked in a room with the rest of the team. 05:00 PM July 23, 1984

BA is making a machine gun and flame thrower out of random bits and pieces he found in the room. 05:10 July 23, 1984

BA and team escape using homemade weaponry. 05:15 PM July 23, 1984

BA throws some more bad guys. 05:20 PM July 23, 1984

BA smiles when the head bad guy surrenders. 05:25 PM July 23, 1984

BA is ready to go home. 05:30 PM July 23, 1984

BA ain’t gettin’ on no plane! 05:45 PM July 23, 1984

BA AIN’T GETTIN’ ON NO PLANE!!! 05:46 PM July 23, 1984

BA wakes up in LA. 11:00 PM July 23, 1984